Hurtster

RankItemQuantity
#668Boris's ring2
#1505Bulky Buddy Box1
#1189Cloaca grenade6
#768Cloaca-Cola29
#816Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#233Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#1452Corpse Island iced tea2
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1305Dyspepsi grenade4
#514Dyspepsi-Cola120
#1085Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#618Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues4
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#164Ferrigno's Elixir of Power3
🥇French slippers1
#214Frogade1
#164Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance3
#154Hell broth1
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#628Knob Goblin lunchbox1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#751M-2428
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1333Mob Penguin cellular phone7
#459SPF 451 lip balm4
#710Spooky Surprise Egg6
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#93Staff of the Black Kettle1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#1455anniversary gift box3
#287bag of lard4
#389banana smoothie1
#1663battered Crimbo Crate1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#237black eyedrops3
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2666black striped oyster egg1
#882blood flower5
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#2409blue plastic oyster egg1
#2376blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2623blue striped oyster egg1
#981borg sock monkey1
#286bottle of Mystic Shell3
#257bottle of antifreeze4
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#217bottle of rhinoceros hormones2
#1630buckyball1
#114can of spinach16
#1300can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#1279candied yams6
#3833candy stake1
#936canteen of wine20
#1345cheap elven gloves1
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#431chocolate-frosted king cake4
#154cologne of contempt1
#129concentrated cordial of concentration1
#226cordial of concentration1
#1824corpse on the beach1
#1424corpsedriver2
#1466corpsetini2
#920cyborg doll1
#291delicious noodles6
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#386distilled fortified wine6
#734dollhive9
#279donkey flipbook3
#514dry noodles111
#1051dusty Crimbo crate5
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1397elven socks1
#191eyedrops of newt1
#227eyedrops of the ermine1
#89eyedrops of the ocelot3
#377fancy canapés1
#136fancy schmancy cheese sauce1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#496foam noodle1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#2479gingerbread bugbear4
#1069gray bow tie3
#1227gyroscope1
#5197handful of confetti1
#1514herbal stuffing4
#577inflatable duck1
#421invisible bag2
#682iron pasta spoon6
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1183kneecapping stick5
#542knuckle sandwich40
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2029lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#210libation of liveliness1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#232lotion of coldness1
#236lotion of hotness1
#240lotion of sleaziness1
#242lotion of spookiness1
#222lotion of stench1
#1318mafia aria7
#575marionette collective1
#1984mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1550mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1847mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#334milk of magnesium1
#2029monomolecular yo-yo1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#1365off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2535off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1735off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#218oil of expertise1
#231oil of slipperiness1
#217oil of stability1
#329ointment of the occult1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
#170papotion of papower1
#585party hat2
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1276penguin skin1
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#149perfume of prejudice1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#494petrified time1
#368philter of phorce1
#749picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#973piece of wedding cake2
#76potent potion of potency3
#236potion of potency1
#293potion of temporary gr8ness3
#321psycho sweater1
#920puce paisley oyster egg3
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#2254puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1294pulsing flesh2
#1084red paisley oyster egg3
#1391red plastic oyster egg3
#2206red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#9red traffic cone1
#1450rigid carapace2
#94ring of adornment7
#186ring of aggravate monster63
#136ring of cold resistance4
#174ring of conflict3
#338ring of fire resistance1
#104ring of gain strength6
#861ring of half-assed regeneration2
#272ring of increase damage2
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#190salamander slurry1
#97sauce of the ages1
#602saucepan59
#956scroll of pasta summoning6
#79scrumptious reagent2,209
#412serum of sarcasm1
#2957shiny ring1
#309shrinking powder1
#706snake8
#2847solid gold bowling ball1
#700sparkler8
#3327spooky eggnog1
#939strange shiny disc1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1371sturdy Crimbo crate4
#1041support cummerbund3
#970tattered paper crown1
#1964teddy borg1
#360thermos of brew1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3886tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3968tiny plastic beanbat1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3912tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2786tiny plastic senile lihc2
#2828tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3855tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3851tiny plastic zmobie1
#769tofurkey gravy11
#759tofurkey leg11
#441tomato juice of powerful power1
#2070top1
#900toy deathbot1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#479tree skirt1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#1260twitching claw3
#1108unstable DNA32
#474water wings1
#390witch hat2
#202yellow glowstick7
#1801yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2819yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 3,185 items total!

what items are this player missing?