| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #234 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 40 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #222 | astronaut pants | 40 |
| #7 | baconstone | 1,000 |
| #549 | ball | 11 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1528 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #496 | evil teddy bear | 27 |
| #237 | fake plastic grass | 8 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #361 | herb brownies | 66 |
| #228 | incredibly creepy marionette | 13 |
| #450 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #503 | kite | 14 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #506 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #134 | pixellated candy heart | 133 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #503 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #511 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 16 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #383 | stick of "gum" | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #708 | toothsome rock | 13 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #499 | toy crazy train | 18 |
| #203 | toy jet pack | 40 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #261 | toy ray gun | 40 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #231 | toy space helmet | 40 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #475 | tree-eating kite | 71 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #469 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 22 |
| #317 | wheel | 11 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |