| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #436 | Cloaca grenade | 37 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #1843 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #17 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 325 |
| #657 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #460 | Feynman gate | 22 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #478 | Meleegra™ pills | 16 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #369 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 170 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #572 | awful poetry journal | 122 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1262 | candy cane | 26 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #731 | capacitor relay | 13 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #588 | disturbing fanfic | 136 |
| #237 | dope wheels | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #190 | eye of newt | 75 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #407 | furry fur | 160 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #574 | goth kid t-shirt | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #80 | henna tattoo | 25 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #34 | hot stuffing | 12 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #684 | ion grid | 16 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #651 | logic synthesizer | 14 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #439 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #820 | pail | 10 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #51 | pile of Trainbot parts | 666 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #146 | portable corkscrew | 36 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #243 | [2108]rock | 16 |
| #209 | salamander spleen | 63 |
| #340 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 5 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #365 | skeleton key | 15 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #434 | spooky felt | 22 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #382 | spooky length of string | 29 |
| #249 | spooky stuffing | 26 |
| #321 | spooky toy wheel | 15 |
| #400 | spooky wooden block | 18 |
| #241 | squashed frog | 69 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #270 | star crossbow | 3 |
| #306 | star hat | 4 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #179 | string of blue beads | 53 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #164 | string of red beads | 56 |
| #327 | stringy sinew | 31 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #257 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #412 | worthless gewgaw | 10 |
| #258 | worthless knick-knack | 33 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #676 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |