| #705 | Amulet of Yendor | 22 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #712 | bag of airline peanuts | 39 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #566 | black candy heart | 9 |
| #737 | bottle of goofballs | 35 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #532 | brick | 71 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #405 | clown hammer | 73 |
| #410 | defective skull | 57 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #500 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 57 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #372 | fake fake vomit | 85 |
| #340 | fake hand | 82 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #364 | jazz soap | 82 |
| #267 | joybuzzer | 110 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #530 | mood ring | 8 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #754 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 26 |
| #836 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #422 | rubber emo roe | 77 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #296 | whoopie cushion | 103 |
| #258 | worthless gewgaw | 25 |
| #403 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #197 | worthless trinket | 31 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #331 | x-ray specs | 68 |
| #477 | yellow snowcone | 70 |