| #51 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 6 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1417 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #965 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1290 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #1121 | box of sunshine | 200 |
| #452 | brick | 86 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #39 | dinged-up triangle | 2 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #999 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| #602 | filthy lucre | 63 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #124 | green glowstick | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #850 | grue egg | 31 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #456 | hobo nickel | 541 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #53 | outrageous sombrero | 5 |
| #126 | pink glowstick | 14 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #191 | purple glowstick | 9 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #58 | tin star | 5 |
| #56 | turtle pheromones | 115 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #23 | very large caltrop | 2 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |