| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #79 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #1242 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #965 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #198 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #134 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 14 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of goofballs | 38 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #2817 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #1337 | brick | 16 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1012 | hobo nickel | 29 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #126 | orange glowstick | 13 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #120 | worthless gewgaw | 103 |
| #137 | worthless knick-knack | 118 |
| #74 | worthless trinket | 243 |