| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #88 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 22 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #730 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #672 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 13 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #685 | black-and-blue light | 16 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #712 | blue plasma ball | 12 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #589 | bottle of goofballs | 43 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1056 | brick | 27 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #642 | cheap studded belt | 13 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #601 | clown hammer | 45 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #481 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #618 | defective skull | 31 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #786 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #692 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #594 | fake fake vomit | 53 |
| #484 | fake hand | 58 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #638 | flavored foot massage oil | 16 |
| #654 | foam dart | 11 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #652 | joybuzzer | 44 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #614 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 47 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #559 | personal massager | 11 |
| #820 | personalized coffee mug | 11 |
| #718 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 29 |
| #589 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 50 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #66 | potato pistol | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #315 | roll of toilet paper | 315 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #637 | rubber emo roe | 49 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #634 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 15 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #603 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #691 | wind-up chattering teeth | 42 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #974 | x-ray specs | 10 |
| #745 | yellow snowcone | 43 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |