RevShillelagh

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#834Amulet of Yendor15
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#809Baron von Ratsworth's monocle15
#87Baron von Ratsworth's tophat22
#623Bonerdagon necklace18
#613Boss Bat bling5
#731Boss Bat britches20
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#487Codpiece of the Goblin King16
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#670Loudmouth Larry Lamprey13
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1287badass belt43
#610bag of airline peanuts48
#430balaclava1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1005big red clown nose1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#725black candy heart3
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#684black-and-blue light16
#1654blood flower1
#964bloody clown pants1
#712blue plasma ball12
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#592bottle of goofballs43
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1058brick27
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#545can of fake snow1
#643cheap studded belt13
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#600clown hammer45
#798clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#850cornuthaum1
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#479cymbal syrup8
#617defective skull31
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#871empty blowgun1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#784encoder ring10
#690explosion-flavored chewing gum38
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#593fake fake vomit53
#483fake hand58
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#636flavored foot massage oil16
#653foam dart11
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#642ga-ga radio1
#183gauze shorts1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#325iced-out bling1
#426icy-hot katana1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#698jazz soap39
#650joybuzzer44
#328limburger biker boots1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#377los chinos1
#570lovecat tail1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#614magical ice cube with a fly in it47
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#610mood ring4
#218mummy mask1
#858ninja hot pants1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#559personal massager11
#817personalized coffee mug11
#716pet rock "Groucho" disguise29
#587pet rock "Snooty" disguise50
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#213plexiglass pants1
#104plexiglass pendant2
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#107plexiglass pinky ring2
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#66potato pistol2
#342questionable taco1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#318roll of toilet paper315
#10rose-colored glasses1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#637rubber emo roe49
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#803snowboarder pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#797stainless steel scarf4
#641stainless steel shillelagh7
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#690stainless steel slacks6
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#632stick-on eyebrow piercing15
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#896vorpal blade1
#601whoopie cushion51
#692wind-up chattering teeth42
#1245wolf mask1
#972x-ray specs10
#741yellow snowcone43
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,666 items total!

what items are this player missing?