| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #834 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #809 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #87 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 22 |
| #623 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #613 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #731 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #670 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 13 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1287 | badass belt | 43 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #684 | black-and-blue light | 16 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #712 | blue plasma ball | 12 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #592 | bottle of goofballs | 43 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1058 | brick | 27 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #643 | cheap studded belt | 13 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #600 | clown hammer | 45 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #479 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #617 | defective skull | 31 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #784 | encoder ring | 10 |
| #690 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #593 | fake fake vomit | 53 |
| #483 | fake hand | 58 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #636 | flavored foot massage oil | 16 |
| #653 | foam dart | 11 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #698 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #650 | joybuzzer | 44 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #614 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 47 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #610 | mood ring | 4 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #559 | personal massager | 11 |
| #817 | personalized coffee mug | 11 |
| #716 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 29 |
| #587 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 50 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #66 | potato pistol | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #318 | roll of toilet paper | 315 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #637 | rubber emo roe | 49 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #632 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 15 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #601 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #692 | wind-up chattering teeth | 42 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #972 | x-ray specs | 10 |
| #741 | yellow snowcone | 43 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |