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| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #159 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #500 | CRIMBCO scrip | 475 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1229 | Crimbuck | 375 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Orcish baseball cap | 5 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #492 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #705 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #153 | awful poetry journal | 1,316 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1661 | brick | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #555 | bunny liver | 6 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #91 | crusty hula hoop | 5 |
| #269 | disturbing fanfic | 640 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #509 | duct tape | 67 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #414 | fancy bath salts | 22 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #85 | figurine of a stinking seal | 25 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #612 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #623 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #212 | jungle drum | 2 |
| #119 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #484 | meat paste | 51 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #952 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #819 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #464 | pink clay bead | 22 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #94 | reflection of a map | 8 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
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| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #40 | sucker tachi | 4 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #9 | terrible poem | 468 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #667 | wind-up meatcar | 6 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |