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| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #159 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #500 | CRIMBCO scrip | 475 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1273 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1229 | Crimbuck | 375 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #2765 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Orcish baseball cap | 5 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #493 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #704 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #153 | awful poetry journal | 1,316 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1661 | brick | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #562 | bunny liver | 6 |
| #850 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #31 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #91 | crusty hula hoop | 5 |
| #269 | disturbing fanfic | 640 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #510 | duct tape | 67 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #416 | fancy bath salts | 22 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #264 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #85 | figurine of a stinking seal | 25 |
| #1250 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #614 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #630 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #213 | jungle drum | 2 |
| #118 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #487 | meat paste | 51 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #958 | old sweatpants | 48 |
| #820 | pack of pogs | 5 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #469 | pink clay bead | 22 |
| #719 | red class ring | 7 |
| #98 | reflection of a map | 8 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #422 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2565 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1155 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5812 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #40 | sucker tachi | 4 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #9 | terrible poem | 468 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #467 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #663 | white class ring | 7 |
| #1752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #669 | wind-up meatcar | 6 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |