| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #208 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 2 |
| #113 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 9 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3009 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2024 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #222 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
| #156 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 2 |
| #143 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 3 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #214 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 3 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #51 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 30 |
| #531 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #66 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 15 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #183 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #82 | Neuromancer | 14 |
| #311 | Oil of Parrrlay | 5 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #118 | beefy fish meat | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #881 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #391 | blue glowstick | 4 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 18 |
| #1173 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #222 | cold wad | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #792 | diamond necklace | 9 |
| #206 | digital key lime pie | 4 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #69 | dolphin whistle | 9 |
| #39 | dragonfish caviar | 11 |
| #133 | dull fish scale | 63 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #139 | floaty sand | 144 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #565 | frozen feather | 7 |
| #50 | glistening fish meat | 24 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #164 | handsomeness potion | 14 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #158 | hot nuggets | 15 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #75 | hot wad | 142 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #351 | magical ice cubes | 117 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #121 | memory of a C | 11 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a G | 17 |
| #101 | memory of a T | 12 |
| #81 | memory of an A | 15 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #512 | mummy wrapping | 15 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #17 | oil of expertise | 113 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #25 | oily golden mushroom | 12 |
| #97 | ointment of the occult | 16 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #111 | patchouli oil bomb | 25 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #48 | philter of phorce | 76 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #185 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 9 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #102 | pufferfish spine | 5 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #446 | razor-sharp can lid | 24 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #97 | rough fish scale | 8 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #292 | sake bomb | 64 |
| #35 | salinated mint julep | 56 |
| #111 | sand dollar | 212 |
| #7 | sausage bomb | 642 |
| #53 | sea grease | 4 |
| #29 | seaweed | 54 |
| #155 | serum of sarcasm | 13 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #183 | sleaze wad | 14 |
| #53 | slick fish meat | 19 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #258 | spooky bark | 67 |
| #206 | spooky sap | 52 |
| #193 | spooky wad | 14 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #150 | stench nuggets | 20 |
| #105 | stench wad | 106 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #47 | tomato juice of powerful power | 148 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #281 | twinkly nuggets | 25 |
| #336 | twinkly powder | 7 |
| #4 | unstable laser battery | 946 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #57 | white rice | 60 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #189 | wumpus hair | 10 |