| #10 | Angry Farmer candy | 29,000 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #30 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2,500 |
| #13 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 3 |
| #25 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 566 |
| #127 | Knob Goblin tongs | 141 |
| #335 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 13 |
| #78 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 41 |
| #7 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 37,207 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #27 | Spam Witch sammich | 2,719 |
| #431 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 12 |
| #24 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4,230 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #26 | Trollhouse cookies | 3,525 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1001 | Valentine | 13 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #49 | abominable snowcone | 888 |
| #49 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 490 |
| #9 | awful poetry journal | 89,442 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #35 | ballroom blintz | 500 |
| #26 | barbed-wire fence | 523 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #498 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #36 | bow | 9 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #19 | carob chunk cookies | 1,007 |
| #14 | chaos butterfly | 77,072 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #111 | chewing gum on a string | 200 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #6 | clockwork maid head | 13 |
| #74 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1,200 |
| #141 | coconut shell | 620 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #11 | dance card | 390 |
| #20 | dehydrated caviar | 800 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #29 | desiccated apricot | 850 |
| #64 | dill | 365 |
| #19 | disturbing fanfic | 35,495 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #179 | duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #64 | duct tape | 777 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #53 | eyepatch | 280 |
| #87 | fancy bath salts | 340 |
| #50 | fetid feather | 250 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #44 | flaming feather | 300 |
| #20 | flat dough | 2,500 |
| #47 | flirtatious feather | 150 |
| #29 | flute of flat champagne | 900 |
| #122 | frigid ninja stars | 450 |
| #9 | furry fur | 56,205 |
| #78 | ghost cucumber | 405 |
| #177 | glass of goat's milk | 79 |
| #766 | green beer | 13 |
| #54 | green candy heart | 700 |
| #76 | grouchy restless spirit | 600 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #12 | heavy D | 46,962 |
| #60 | herbs | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | hippopotamus skin | 50,320 |
| #175 | hot wing | 600 |
| #69 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7,243 |
| #18 | ice-cold six-pack | 2,465 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #31 | lavender candy heart | 1,300 |
| #43 | little paper umbrella | 2,601 |
| #153 | magical ice cubes | 485 |
| #171 | mariachi pants | 143 |
| #108 | marionette | 12 |
| #141 | meat vortex | 400 |
| #72 | metallic A | 1,118 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #72 | monomolecular yo-yo | 700 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #52 | orange candy heart | 1,300 |
| #6 | original G | 50,961 |
| #10 | penguin skin | 50,320 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #22 | petrified time | 10 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #54 | pink candy heart | 1,000 |
| #15 | pirate pelvis | 402 |
| #17 | pitchfork | 550 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #10 | plot hole | 69,007 |
| #15 | pr0n legs | 3,336 |
| #6 | probability potion | 41,897 |
| #7 | procrastination potion | 43,752 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #34 | roll in the hay | 500 |
| #213 | roll of toilet paper | 500 |
| #114 | salty dog | 700 |
| #54 | scroll of drastic healing | 2,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #43 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 3,919 |
| #83 | spices | 900 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #29 | spray paint | 1,000 |
| #40 | stone of eXtreme power | 360 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #31 | sunken chest | 1,307 |
| #68 | super-spiky hair gel | 2,012 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| #6 | thin black candle | 130,000 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #296 | tiny house | 700 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #305 | toast | 3,950 |
| #41 | tomato | 3,266 |
| #902 | top | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #145 | toy train | 12 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #76 | valuable trinket | 1,440 |
| #101 | vinegar | 314 |
| #45 | white candy heart | 1,300 |
| #122 | white chocolate chip cookies | 48 |
| #168 | wind-up chattering teeth | 161 |
| #17 | wolf mask | 9,689 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | yak skin | 28,196 |
| #49 | yellow candy heart | 1,600 |
| #14 | yeti fur | 50,320 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |