| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #1066 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #241 | delicious salad | 221 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #133 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #912 | pool cue | 2 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1341 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |