| #1436 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1454 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #625 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #413 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #209 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #880 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1825 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #241 | delicious salad | 221 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #571 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2534 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #133 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #781 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #2849 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #749 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #851 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #7816 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7821 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6976 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6347 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6330 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2623 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1842 | towel | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |