| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #238 | Manetwich | 3 |
| #1001 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 46 |
| #949 | Rock Pops | 51 |
| #802 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #1081 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 19 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1081 | Yummy Tummy bean | 145 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #5 | bum cheek | 6,447 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #761 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1511 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |