DisFreak

RankItemQuantity
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#830Bulky Buddy Box3
#754Crimbo pie1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#1166Feynman gate5
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#644Steal This Candy1
#183Venus flytrap1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#769aspirin1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1545baby killer bee2
#108babycakes2
#753bag of lard1
#1008ball5
#322balloon monkey5
#1147banana1
#338banana cream pie1
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#1192barrrnacle7
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#654black candy heart5
#669black forest cake1
#125blue velvet cake1
#621borg sock monkey2
#343bottle of antifreeze3
#213bottle of pirate juice4
#217bottle of rhinoceros hormones2
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#69broken carburetor3
#733can of spinach2
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#3108candy stake2
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1103chunk of depleted Grimacite7
#1795clown hammer1
#95congratulatory cake1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1811corpsetini1
#919cyborg doll1
#1025daisy1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#655donkey flipbook1
#836evil googly eye4
#145exotic orchid1
#307explosion-flavored chewing gum93
#806f3d0r42
#371fake blood3
#737fake fake vomit39
#1633fake hand2
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#969fancy chocolate3
#602fancy dress ball20
#1553felt4
#470[2426]fire flower2
#1610flashing novelty button1
#127frigid mote6
#159fry-oil-flavored Hob-O2
#2189gingerbread bugbear5
#2303gingerbread horror3
#948googly eye12
#882green balloon1
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#739incredibly creepy marionette3
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1630joybuzzer3
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#615killer rag doll4
#948kite7
#660mad scientist's sock monkey4
#407magical ice cube with a fly in it73
#677mood ring2
#491mulled cider1
#992mummy costume1
#2043nanite-infested candy cane4
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#696nanofiber cloth6
#897petrified wood1
#268piece of wedding cake27
#327poltergeist-in-the-jar-o2
#848potato sprout2
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1690pretty flower3
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#820quantum polarity inducer2
#210red-headed corpse1
#795rubber emo roe35
#70rusty metal ring9
#151rusty metal shaft3
#376scented massage oil3
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1069spooky bark1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1248spooky felt5
#937spooky sap1
#700spooky toy wheel7
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#677stuffed alien blob10
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#906stuffed doppelshifter11
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#829stuffed gray blob27
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#6199stuffed snowy owl4
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#408sub-molecular interocitor8
#391tasty tart3
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#298three-tiered wedding cake2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1014tofurkey gravy8
#1009tofurkey leg8
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2400toy crazy train1
#189toy deathbot6
#511toy hoverpad25
#2209toy jet pack1
#1116toy mercenary4
#2262toy space helmet1
#1098tree-eating kite20
#392tulip1
#817whoopie cushion35
#1027wolfman mask1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#365yellow glowstick4
#1113yellow snowcone20
#710yo12
#1511yo-yo7
#852zombie pineal gland5

Wow, that's 878 items total!

what items are this player missing?