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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
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| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
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| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #783 | batblade | 1 |
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| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #724 | black sword | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
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| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
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| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
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| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
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| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
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| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
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| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
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| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
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| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
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| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
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| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
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| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
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| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
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| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
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| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
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| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |