| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #190 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1019 | dill | 20 |
| #87 | electrical thingamabob | 211 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1053 | ghost cucumber | 27 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #966 | vinegar | 24 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #610 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |