| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1019 | dill | 20 |
| #87 | electrical thingamabob | 211 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1053 | ghost cucumber | 27 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #966 | vinegar | 24 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |