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#14381-ball1
#14573-ball1
#38530669 scroll21
#41533398 scroll39
#281334 scroll22
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#17788-ball3
#1061Amulet of Yendor8
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#939Angry Farmer candy42
#668Boris's ring2
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1851Crown of the Goblin King10
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#155Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent3
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#117Dramaticâ„¢ range12
#1928Dyspepsi-Cola2
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#552Gnollish flyswatter3
#474Gnollish pie server2
#250Gnollish pie tin15
#412Gnollish plunger5
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#472Gnollish toolbox5
#1753Imp Ale3
#379Jolly Roger charrrm9
#723Knob Goblin elite helm3
#440Knob Goblin elite pants10
#690Knob Goblin elite polearm3
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#309Knob Goblin harem pants13
#282Knob Goblin harem veil14
#421Knob Goblin love potion23
#311Knob Goblin melon baller6
#913Knob Goblin pants2
#627Knob Goblin perfume2
#643Knob Goblin seltzer5
#334Knob Goblin steroids29
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#746Knob Goblin visor2
#904Knoll mushroom2
#1758Mad Train wine1
#575Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs3
#592Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub38
#531Mohawk wig10
#722Mountain Stream soda7
#383Orcish baseball cap7
#534Orcish cargo shorts3
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#314Penultimate Fantasy chest66
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#315Pine-Fresh air freshener10
#192Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit6
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#610Spam Witch sammich25
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#43Super Magic Power Sword X6
#706Tasty Fun Good rice candy51
#733Trollhouse cookies18
#334Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#441Wand of Nagamar11
#428Warm Subject gift certificate101
#1230abominable snowcone2
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#584acoustic guitarrr4
#774amulet of extreme plot significance9
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#557anticheese6
#903asbestos ore3
#885asparagus knife2
#813awful poetry journal55
#352baconstone bracelet1
#261baconstone ring1
#2750badass belt17
#920bag of airline peanuts25
#88bamboo bokuto3
#218banjo strings1
#443bar skin20
#2129barrrnacle1
#189barskin hat3
#402baseball10
#718bat guano4
#615bat wing10
#938batgut5
#1005big red clown nose1
#475big rock1
#447black pixel42
#813black snowcone1
#668bloody clown pants4
#621bloody mary1
#967blue pixel12
#571blue snowcone7
#252bone rattle8
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#1082bottle of gin3
#1216bottle of rum6
#1367bottle of tequila1
#965bottle of vodka4
#803bottle of whiskey18
#842box4
#1102boxed wine3
#1473brick12
#646briefcase2
#963broken skull4
#448bugbear beanie11
#564bugbear bungguard7
#1095bum cheek1
#1757capacitor relay1
#625carob chunks2
#281casino pass11
#1030cast1
#818catgut1
#804chaos butterfly80
#997cheap toaster2
#430chewing gum on a string14
#432chopsticks7
#526chrome ore8
#372chrome sword2
#1028clown hammer18
#552cocoa eggshell fragment66
#878coconut shell9
#597coffin lid1
#545cog36
#364cold ninja mask8
#197cold powder3
#374cold wad1
#653cool whip2
#634cornuthaum3
#1067cranberries3
#706crowbarrr1
#802dead guy's watch4
#539decorative fountain5
#925defective skull14
#591deodorant1
#742dirty hobo gloves8
#983disassembled clover15
#1012disco ball13
#833disco mask18
#918disease2
#819disembodied brain1
#151disembodied smile3
#702disintegrating quill pen2
#143disintegrating sheet music51
#882disturbing fanfic49
#516dried face4
#1254drywall axe5
#407dungeoneer's dungarees2
#471eXtreme mittens6
#54eXtreme nose ring6
#417eXtreme scarf6
#380empty meat tank7
#442enchanted barbell2
#605enchanted bean1
#768evil golden arch3
#830explosion-flavored chewing gum27
#374extra-strength strongness elixir2
#340eyepatch20
#485f3d0r410
#531fairy gravy boat1
#964fake fake vomit24
#729fake hand32
#381filthy corduroys15
#351filthy knitted dread sack16
#811flaming crutch2
#440flaming talons12
#480flaregun17
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#383fortune cookie2
#428frigid ninja stars72
#354frilly skirt10
#663furry fur59
#208furry pants3
#1241fuzzy dice5
#567ghuol ears11
#1091ghuol egg3
#879ghuol guolash2
#544giant discarded bottlecap9
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#606giant needle30
#2128giant pinky ring2
#738glass of goat's milk3
#639glowing red eye10
#656gnatwing2
#371gnoll lips9
#508gnoll teeth5
#706goat beard2
#700goat cheese pizza3
#825gob of wet hair1
#586gr8ps3
#301grapefruit23
#750green pixel25
#537green snowcone9
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#2196grue egg10
#580hair spray2
#2400hamethyst1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#578heavy D54
#528hellion cube7
#1258helmet turtle9
#542hemp string9
#522herbs20
#605hermit permit1
#789hill of beans4
#828hot katana blade3
#307hot nuggets3
#283hot powder2
#382hot wad3
#729hypodermic needle1
#258icy katana hilt14
#478infernal insoles4
#409inkwell6
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#905jazz soap25
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#755joybuzzer35
#444jug-o-magicalness2
#499kickback cookbook1
#183ladle of mystery1
#508large box3
#1124lead necklace2
#731leather mask2
#1036lemon4
#190leotarrrd12
#151lihc eye166
#502lihc face6
#651line28
#531linoleum ore6
#340linoleum sword2
#832long skinny balloon2
#773loose teeth31
#300lowercase N44
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#898magical ice cube with a fly in it25
#1051magical ice cubes3
#278maiden wig9
#187many-eyed glasses9
#540mariachi pants23
#666martini1
#549meat from yesterday2
#744meat paste9
#288meat vortex156
#703metallic A18
#898mind flayer corpse1
#219miner's helmet16
#190miner's pants18
#355monkey wrench3
#963moxie weed1
#459mullet wig2
#169necklace chain22
#381ninja mop4
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#490old coin purse5
#676old leather wallet1
#724olive2
#663orange7
#424orange snowcone24
#619original G44
#1890oyster basket1
#979pail7
#750pasta spoon18
#388patchouli incense stick38
#882pet rock "Groucho" disguise19
#823pet rock "Snooty" disguise31
#487phat turquoise bead7
#100philter of phorce23
#931phonics down10
#664photoprotoneutron torpedo17
#247piercing post10
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#524pirate pelvis3
#587plot hole93
#804pool cue3
#428pr0n legs39
#565probability potion48
#573procrastination potion48
#730prosthetic forehead1
#621purple snowcone7
#534rat appendix7
#286ratgut9
#645ravioli hat25
#779razor-sharp can lid4
#594red pixel8
#599red pixel potion2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#341red snowcone45
#515redrum1
#325reodorant23
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#332rice bowl5
#890ridiculously huge sword3
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#341ring of gain strength1
#272ring of increase damage2
#2055roll of toilet paper3
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#817rubber emo roe34
#575ruby W11
#647rum and cola1
#594rusty grave robbing shovel3
#319rusty metal ring1
#560sabre teeth7
#520safarrri hat2
#1024saucepan15
#1050scroll of drastic healing7
#530scrumptious reagent82
#476seal tooth22
#675seal-clubbing club32
#580shingle4
#1445shiny ring11
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#534sk8board1
#771skeleton bone22
#545skeleton key7
#378skewer17
#324skewer-mounted razor blade3
#263sleaze powder2
#520small box2
#450smart skull23
#860snifter of thoroughly aged brandy2
#335snorkel2
#405soda water4
#780soft green echo eyedrop antidote62
#521sonar-in-a-biscuit8
#699spices11
#1009spider web3
#822spiked femur1
#1251spooky mushroom9
#327spooky nuggets2
#274spooky powder3
#757spooky shrunken head5
#541spooky stick12
#682spork1
#307spring80
#641sprocket19
#748stalk of asparagus2
#817star6
#432star chart25
#190star crossbow6
#158star hat11
#170star pants2
#145star stiletto1
#187star sword4
#327stench powder1
#402stench wad2
#773stolen accordion30
#84stone banjo9
#577stone of eXtreme power14
#7010stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#8972stuffed astral badger1
#8922stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7024stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#1394stuffed shoulder parrot14
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8877stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7822stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#500sucky decal3
#175suede shortsword1
#644sunken chest12
#541suntan lotion of moxiousness4
#758super-spiky hair gel42
#238swashbuckling pants21
#675t8r tots3
#220taco shell58
#155tambourine4
#431tambourine bells7
#444tassel2
#565tattered scrap of paper4
#248tenderizing hammer6
#751thin black candle93
🥇time sleigh1
#1155tiny house30
#463tiny maracas1
#862tiny shaker of salt2
#350tires20
#666titanium assault umbrella6
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1136tomato1
#464tooth9
#1153turtle totem11
#461twinkly nuggets3
#383twinkly powder4
#686twinkly wad36
#1906useless powder1
#1043viking helmet1
#785wad of dough12
#348wad of tofu11
#515whiskey and cola2
#789white chocolate chips3
#586white collar1
#802white picket fence1
#939white pixel3
#640white satin pants2
#685white snake skin7
#854white sword1
#1027whoopie cushion22
#994wind-up chattering teeth24
#579windchimes5
#657wolf mask12
#308wooden stakes9
#663worthless gewgaw3
#696worthless knick-knack4
#513worthless trinket4
#546wussiness potion14
#1209x-ray specs4
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1020yellow snowcone25
#875yeti fur45

Wow, that's 4,842 items total!

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