| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #677 | Cloaca grenade | 19 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola | 118 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #587 | Dyspepsi grenade | 21 |
| #730 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 75 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #15 | Kevlar balloon | 35 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #26 | Mylar balloon | 30 |
| #523 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #466 | Valentine | 59 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #15 | anniversary balloon | 288 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #76 | arrow'd heart balloon | 8 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #94 | balloon helmet | 5 |
| #241 | balloon monkey | 7 |
| #94 | balloon sword | 5 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #469 | blood flower | 15 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #312 | bottle of goofballs | 77 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #670 | flaming crutch | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #19 | green balloon | 1,431 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #75 | heart-shaped balloon | 424 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #58 | line | 1,646 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #67 | long skinny balloon | 157 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #26 | mini-zeppelin | 5 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #29 | rat head balloon | 8 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #538 | shingle | 5 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1008 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #560 | spooky wooden block | 12 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #12 | thought balloon | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #32 | white balloon | 4,112 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |