| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #7 | Brand of Violence | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #123 | Chroner | 801 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #535 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #247 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #287 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #4 | Girdle of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #409 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 213 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #47 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #146 | bunny liver | 69 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #86 | crystalline cheer | 1,415 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #709 | empty agua de vida bottle | 117 |
| #34 | fat loot token | 170 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #1530 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #47 | gloomy black mushroom | 118 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1234 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #342 | old sweatpants | 218 |
| #60 | ornate picture frame | 53 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |