| #526 | Amulet of Yendor | 38 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #654 | bag of airline peanuts | 44 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #176 | begpwnia | 25 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #935 | brick | 34 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #678 | clown hammer | 38 |
| #378 | coconut shell | 106 |
| #6 | cog and sprocket assembly | 4,819 |
| #184 | cold wad | 11 |
| #593 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #444 | defective skull | 50 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #386 | dry noodles | 239 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #539 | encoder ring | 25 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #523 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 55 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #514 | fake fake vomit | 63 |
| #477 | fake hand | 59 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #149 | green candy heart | 232 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #185 | half-orchid | 21 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #184 | hot wad | 37 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #531 | jazz soap | 55 |
| #428 | joybuzzer | 73 |
| #156 | lavender candy heart | 226 |
| #180 | lesser grodulated violet | 33 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #478 | little paper umbrella | 96 |
| #380 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 79 |
| #452 | magical ice cubes | 73 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #179 | orange candy heart | 253 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #390 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 68 |
| #381 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 82 |
| #151 | pink candy heart | 265 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #493 | rubber emo roe | 65 |
| #337 | scrumptious reagent | 279 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #156 | sleaze wad | 23 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #317 | spooky wad | 3 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #213 | stench wad | 26 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #218 | tin magnolia | 23 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 14 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #57 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 14 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #61 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 14 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #93 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 10 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #307 | twinkly wad | 652 |
| #179 | upsy daisy | 36 |
| #161 | white candy heart | 256 |
| #414 | whoopie cushion | 78 |
| #752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #65 | worthless gewgaw | 303 |
| #72 | worthless knick-knack | 251 |
| #58 | worthless trinket | 403 |
| #429 | x-ray specs | 49 |
| #196 | yellow candy heart | 263 |
| #745 | yellow snowcone | 43 |