| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #185 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #172 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #167 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1074 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed dodecapede | 42,420 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |