| #290 | Cloaca grenade | 60 |
| #116 | Cloaca-Cola | 419 |
| #180 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 20 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1282 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #255 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 85 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #714 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1066 | brine | 7 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #506 | capacitor relay | 21 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1119 | dill | 14 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #868 | ion grid | 11 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #343 | iron pasta spoon | 19 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #333 | kneecapping stick | 44 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #774 | length of string | 14 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #621 | logic synthesizer | 15 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #228 | mafia aria | 110 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #207 | penguin skin | 550 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #432 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #485 | [2108]rock | 9 |
| #625 | scroll of pasta summoning | 15 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #312 | spooky felt | 32 |
| #370 | spooky length of string | 30 |
| #297 | spooky stuffing | 21 |
| #211 | spooky toy wheel | 23 |
| #285 | spooky wooden block | 26 |
| #313 | stick | 9 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #927 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #434 | support cummerbund | 15 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #905 | vinegar | 29 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #777 | yo-yo | 30 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |