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| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
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| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #270 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 22 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1112 | Rock Pops | 39 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #30 | annoying pitchfork | 79 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #15 | bone rattle | 202 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1963 | box of sunshine | 70 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #47 | candy brain | 158 |
| #947 | candy cane | 37 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #13 | cool mushroom casserole | 55 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #129 | cranberries | 302 |
| #35 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 10 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #179 | duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #378 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #33 | enchanted toothpick | 54 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1141 | ghost cucumber | 21 |
| #72 | ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #323 | googly eye | 42 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #390 | herb brownies | 55 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #192 | kite | 41 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #164 | mugcake | 52 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1108 | pet rock | 6 |
| #674 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #45 | pile of candy | 169 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #375 | pool cue | 16 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #149 | poutine | 61 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1103 | pretty flower | 14 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #271 | rag doll | 9 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #10 | sequined fez | 49 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #390 | sleeping snowy owl | 8 |
| #20 | small leather glove | 77 |
| #13 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 78 |
| #216 | spooky bicycle chain | 10 |
| #193 | spooky cosmetics bag | 11 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #164 | spooky hockey mask | 9 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #110 | spooky mushroom | 611 |
| #9 | spooky mushroom wine | 57 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
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| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #30 | tiny ninja sword | 40 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #150 | toy ray gun | 69 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #166 | urinal cake | 72 |
| #1269 | vinegar | 9 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #7 | wholeberd | 49 |
| #443 | yo | 21 |
| #209 | yo-yo | 141 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |