| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #579 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #862 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #96 | fake plastic grass | 18 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #460 | length of string | 26 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #43 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #542 | snake | 10 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1240 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #334 | toy wheel | 28 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1504 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |