Morganus Maximus

RankItemQuantity
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1023Feynman gate7
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#844Mob Penguin cellular phone17
#1446Rock Pops24
#1086Senior Mints2
#574Tiki lighter1
#294Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix10
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1619astronaut pants2
#1312ball3
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#590bronze breastplate1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2359candied yams2
#4134candy cane2
#1757capacitor relay1
#1613carbon nanotube frame2
#731carob chunks1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#777chrome ore3
#102clockwork hat1
#410clockwork key5
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#572cocoa egg13
#291cocoa eggshell fragment251
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#466commemorative war stein21
#606disassembled clover68
#905duck-on-a-string2
#702dwarf bread5
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1838eggnog4
#2680evil teddy bear1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#1764fire1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#360flange6
#227forest tears3
#939frigid ninja stars4
#2153fruitcake4
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#359gnauga hide13
#573goatskin umbrella1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#3141grue egg5
#1515herbal stuffing4
#838herbs3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#636iron pasta spoon7
#1289killer rag doll1
#436kite16
#1104kneecapping stick6
#208large cocoa eggshell fragment2
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#328limburger biker boots1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1188logic synthesizer5
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#701mafia aria25
#195makeshift crane1
#1086marionette1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#3382obsidian dagger1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#467penguin skin100
#2716pet rock1
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#681pirate shirt1
#1405possessed top3
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1303rag doll1
#1364razor-tipped yo-yo4
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#371ridiculously huge sword32
#741ring of aggravate monster4
#538scroll of pasta summoning20
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#463sleeping snowy owl6
#397snarling wolf shield1
#1348sock monkey1
#489spices34
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1136spooky toy wheel3
#120stainless steel shillelagh18
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#576support cummerbund10
#918teddy bear6
🥇time sleigh1
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3317tiny plastic cocoabo5
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#309titanium assault umbrella34
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1611tofurkey leg4
#1238top3
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1655yo-yo5
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 1,048 items total!

what items are this player missing?