| #569 | Amulet of Yendor | 33 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1085 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #551 | Valentine | 45 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1011 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #896 | brick | 36 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #626 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #660 | defective skull | 28 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #568 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #864 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #872 | fake fake vomit | 30 |
| #708 | fake hand | 34 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #697 | felt | 13 |
| #223 | foie gras | 8 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1101 | fruitcake | 16 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #784 | jazz soap | 32 |
| #829 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | length of string | 10 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #620 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 38 |
| #754 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #908 | rubber emo roe | 29 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #860 | stuffing | 10 |
| #414 | sugar-coated pine cone | 4 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #915 | whoopie cushion | 29 |
| #867 | wind-up chattering teeth | 31 |
| #523 | x-ray specs | 37 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | yellow snowcone | 25 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | yo-yo | 11 |