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| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
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| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
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| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
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| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
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| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
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| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
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| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #169 | figurine of a charred seal | 18 |
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| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #481 | filthy lucre | 80 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
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| #213 | flaming mushroom | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
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| #367 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #26 | frozen seal spine | 5 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
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| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #233 | gloomy black mushroom | 14 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #530 | green clay bead | 11 |
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| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
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| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #243 | hot powder | 3 |
| #36 | hyperinflated seal lung | 25 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #205 | imp air | 1 |
| #28 | infernal toilet brush | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #25 | mannequin leg | 3 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #778 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #248 | pointy mushroom | 10 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #390 | radium-flavored potato chips | 113 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
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| #16 | scrap of shadow | 23 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #13 | seal lube | 32 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #20 | shadowy seal eye | 6 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
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| #226 | sleaze powder | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
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| #953 | spooky eyeliner | 3 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #819 | spooky mushroom | 38 |
| #316 | spooky powder | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #230 | stench powder | 3 |
| #283 | stinky mushroom | 9 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
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| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
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| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #412 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #619 | twinkly wad | 61 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #254 | warm mushroom | 7 |
| #98 | whimpering willow bark | 3 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #329 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 133 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |