| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #398 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #218 | Bonerdagon necklace | 46 |
| #349 | Boss Bat britches | 40 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #356 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1580 | Crimbuck | 131 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #994 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #390 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #535 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #132 | Green Clover of Justice | 13 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #1179 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #281 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #569 | badass belt | 84 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #774 | box of sunshine | 373 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #286 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #69 | delicious salad | 446 |
| #292 | doll house | 19 |
| #247 | dollhive | 41 |
| #207 | dusty Crimbo crate | 45 |
| #1133 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #712 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #636 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| 🥈 | festive holiday hat | 2,008 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #499 | grue egg | 52 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #76 | hot nuggets | 100 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #387 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #20 | inflatable duck | 1,320 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #295 | killing feather | 72 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥉 | party hat | 100,004 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #53 | porquoise ring | 5 |
| #314 | portable corkscrew | 21 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #349 | robotronic egg | 72 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | smile-sharpening stone | 5,534 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #664 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #716 | string of blue beads | 17 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #971 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #41 | studded leather boxer shorts | 100 |
| #588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #272 | twitching claw | 14 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #307 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |