| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #103 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 24 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #303 | s'more | 17 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #5 | tomato | 246,225 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |