| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #780 | Amulet of Yendor | 18 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1076 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #337 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #896 | astral mushroom | 4 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1011 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1020 | brick | 29 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #875 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #719 | defective skull | 24 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #701 | encoder ring | 14 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #864 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #882 | fake fake vomit | 29 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #477 | frozen mushroom | 4 |
| #676 | fruitcake | 32 |
| #946 | gingerbread bugbear | 23 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #699 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #965 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #764 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #26 | mint-condition magic wand | 3 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #923 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #34 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #293 | pointy mushroom | 8 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #779 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #372 | stinky mushroom | 6 |
| #103 | stinky mushroom wine | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #232 | stuffed zmobie | 6 |
| #595 | stuffing | 15 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #915 | whoopie cushion | 29 |
| #833 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #837 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #999 | yellow snowcone | 26 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |