| #583 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1527 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #459 | all-purpose cleaner | 6 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #408 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #222 | boulder | 9 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #1097 | brick | 25 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #281 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #395 | melted Jell-o shot | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #102 | pixel cross | 9 |
| #67 | pixel holy water | 13 |
| #968 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #147 | pixellated moneybag | 5 |
| #114 | ravioli hat | 458 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1191 | skeleton bone | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #44 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |