Brainsander

RankItemQuantity
#601337 7r0uZ0RZ231
#4930669 scroll206
#10133398 scroll259
#33334 scroll186
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#2947-Foot Dwarven mattock10
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#95Angry Farmer candy2,162
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#222Boris's ring8
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#84Brimstone Chicken Sandwich156
#796Cloaca grenade14
#627Cloaca-Cola45
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#147Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife5
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1496Crown of the Goblin King14
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#298Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment8
🥈Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir39,033
#17Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent501
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#246Doc's Miracle Cure5
#706Dolphin King's crown6
#94Double Bacon Beelzeburger140
🥉Dramatic™ range2,262
#1594Dyspepsi-Cola8
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#445Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack5
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#196Elf Farm Raffle ticket17
#498Elfin shortbread1
#35Ent cider591
#16Hell ramen702
#73Imp Ale3,983
#39Jolly Roger charrrm214
#90Jumbo Dr. Lucifer140
#12Kentucky-style derby1,000
#253Knob mushroom40
#103Knob sausage110
#45Knob stroganoff11
#42Knoll mushroom383
#333Knoll shroomkabob3
#82Lord of the Flies-sized fries148
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#431Mad Train wine230
#27Mob Penguin cellular phone1,102
#32Newbiesport™ tent500
#13Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit136
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#190Senior Mints50
#254Sneaky Pete's key lime pie3
#168Spam Witch sammich331
#171Trollhouse cookies318
#356White Citadel burger3
#319White Citadel fries3
#608Yummy Tummy bean324
#169a little sump'm sump'm21
#41abominable snowcone1,137
#109acid-squirting flower51
#36acoustic guitarrr148
#52all-purpose flower6
#26amulet of extreme plot significance1,285
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#6anniversary balloon666
#2606anniversary gift box1
#393annoying pitchfork7
#33anti-anti-antidote495
#20anticheese1,533
#16arrow'd heart balloon20
#21arrrgyle socks382
#125asbestos crossbow6
#114asbestos ore84
#98asparagus knife105
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#946awful poetry journal36
#118baby killer bee83
#2045baconstone2
#4406badass belt7
#430balaclava1
#152balaclava baklava26
#135ball51
#496balloon monkey3
#26banjo strings45
#35bar skin713
#22barbed-wire fence618
#165barrrnacle83
#16barskin hat117
#27barskin tent30
#141bartender-in-the-box2
#523baseball6
#112basic meat crossbow1
#15basic meat helmet81
#129basic meat pants1
#78basic meat spork2
#114basic meat staff1
#61bat guano428
#161bat wing115
#216bat wing kabob1
#663bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#223batblade15
#91batgut533
#52beer goggles13
#66beer lens76
#171beertini12
#62bejeweled accordion strap4
#523bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#31big red clown nose595
#146big rock11
#19big stick128
#111black paisley oyster egg34
#52black pixel1,208
#586black plastic oyster egg8
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#214black striped oyster egg22
#882blood flower5
#44blood of the Wereseal64
#61blood-faced volleyball45
#16bloody beer10,265
#148bloody clown pants56
#20bloody mary210
#137blue paisley oyster egg20
#75blue pixel1,780
#271blue pixel potion3
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#483blue polka-dot oyster egg9
#484blue snowcone11
#301blue striped oyster egg14
#222blundarrrbus2
#352bone rattle4
#105bottle of gin437
#211bottle of rum361
#455bottle of tequila45
#49bottle of vodka1,174
#185bottle of whiskey291
#110bow4
#142bow staff1
#275bowl of cottage cheese99
#58bowl of lucky charms15
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#77box213
#7454box of sunshine1
#101boxed wine499
#10brainy skull114
#231brass stinger2
#646briefcase2
#110brine139
#135broken cellular phone51
#377broken skull45
#236bubbly potion68
#47bugbear beanie205
#139bugbear bungguard56
#401bum cheek36
#545can of fake snow1
#72can of maces15
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#902candied kobold2
#1439candied yams5
#2090candy cane11
#3830candy stake1
#54carob chunks208
#47casino pass104
#32cast1,616
#198cat appendix25
#280catgut29
#885chaos butterfly62
#30cheap plastic bottle opener168
#261cheap toaster8
#221chef's hat55
#126chef-in-the-box3
#79cherry179
#95chewing gum on a string266
#185chocolate spurs4
#689chorizo brownies1
#653chorizo taco2
#131chrome crossbow6
#133chrome helmet turtle2
#43chrome meat stack2
#114chrome ore71
#203chrome staff3
#277chrome sword3
#102clockwork hat1
#56clockwork key22
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#131cloudy potion153
#98clown shoes48
#1224cocoa egg1
#138cocoa eggshell fragment657
#176coconut bikini top1
#68coconut shell1,480
#63cog639
#22cog and sprocket assembly149
#65cold ninja mask78
#128cologne of contempt2
#76colored-light "necklace"4
#124concentrated magicalness pill20
#604cool mushroom2
#43cool whip502
#24cordial of concentration65
#21cornuthaum778
#7cottage400
#99cranberries441
#16crossbow string201
#30crowbarrr105
#93dark potion210
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#74dead guy's watch156
#66decorative fountain191
#141delicious noodles26
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#41denim axe12
#237dense meat stack1,788
#74detective skull2
#46diamond-studded cane246
#164dill197
#26dingy planks39
#389dirty hobo gloves53
#676disassembled clover50
#113disbelief suspenders12
#86disco ball896
#447disco mask69
#123disease160
#184disembodied brain24
#940disturbing fanfic41
#92doll house68
#28dope gangsta bling-bling82
#84dope wheels17
#14double daisy24
#166drab sonata36
#74draggin' ball hat164
#34dried face191
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#118dry martini7
#348dry noodles314
#630drywall axe19
#24duck-on-a-string50
#50dungeoneer's dungarees27
#206dwarf bread23
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#116eXtreme mittens49
#355eggnog48
#607empty blowgun2
#4extra-spicy bloody mary9,594
🥈extra-strength strongness elixir7,549
#93f3d0r4157
#11fertilized ghuol egg105
#119fine wine100
#95foolscap fool's cap57
#104fruitcake205
#550fuzzy dice9
#152ghost cucumber256
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#51ghuol egg624
#56ghuol guolash262
#789giant discarded plastic fork11
#35giant moxie weed149
#574giant needle35
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#189glass of goat's milk74
#196goat4
#219goat beard35
#258goat cheese pizza40
#15grapes2,503
#52green balloon666
#29green beer491
#96green pixel1,064
#85grog39
#2040grue egg11
#86hair spray395
#60heart-shaped balloon667
#161helmet turtle599
#11herbs15,527
#58horizontal tango55
#115hot buttered roll6
#40hot wing3,161
#73ice-cold Sir Schlitz6,615
#109ice-cold Willer844
#52ice-cold fotie1,796
#20ice-cold six-pack1,668
#683irate sombrero1
#10jug-o-magicalness3,925
#180large box55
#30large cocoa eggshell fragment98
#674lavender paisley oyster egg5
#231lavender plastic oyster egg15
#45lavender polka-dot oyster egg31
#480lavender striped oyster egg5
#42leather mask260
#379lemon110
#24leprechaun hatchling27
#48lihc eye682
#441lihc eye pie3
#126lime149
#21line4,249
#74little paper umbrella1,584
#89loose teeth1,201
#98mafia aria239
#240maple syrup23
#480margarita1
#68martini160
#56mauve paisley oyster egg33
#756mauve plastic oyster egg5
#155mauve polka-dot oyster egg19
#417mauve striped oyster egg10
#266menudo ravioli1
#132mesh cap34
#94mind flayer corpse222
#58miniature espresso maker3
#111mugcake101
#220mullet wig8
#193mushroom pizza8
#42off-white paisley oyster egg35
#168off-white plastic oyster egg22
#108off-white polka-dot oyster egg24
#283off-white striped oyster egg11
#36old-fashioned40
#323orange56
#104oriole-feather headdress11
#1212pail4
#41papaya2,042
#228papaya sling7
#222papaya slung8
#372papaya taco3
#403personalized birthday cake4
#115pet rock61
#127phonics down862
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#184plain pizza17
#575pointy mushroom2
#115potato sprout16
#95potted cactus666
#209poutine32
#145pr0n stir-fry1
#81puce paisley oyster egg22
#611puce plastic oyster egg6
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#105questionable taco5
#277rat appendix kabob4
#45ratgut434
#363ravioli hat75
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#41red pixel1,047
#1131red plastic oyster egg4
#331red polka-dot oyster egg10
#58red striped oyster egg32
#42ridiculously huge sword725
#65ring of aggravate monster210
🥉ring setting1,000
#5roll in the hay5,008
#76royal jelly229
#38ruby W910
#251rum and cola9
#119rusty metal shaft4
#280sabre teeth35
#32safarrri hat103
#8salty dog160,706
#278salty slug5
#65sangria22
#135saucepan591
#86sausage pizza47
#256screwdriver7
#216scroll of drastic healing420
#157scroll of pasta summoning104
#410scrumptious reagent172
#68seal tooth653
#451seal-clubbing club71
#287secret blend of herbs and spices3
#118shaving cream5
#1077shiny ring19
#251shock collar3
#36shot of grapefruit schnapps388
#40shot of orange schnapps292
#31shot of tomato schnapps396
#250sk8board5
#87skeleton bone1,084
#313skeleton key ring2
#12skewer1,395
#694sleeping snowy owl3
#155slingshot5
#304slip 'n' slide3
#58small leather glove21
#53smart skull661
#200smoky potion98
#36snorkel495
#44soft green echo eyedrop antidote3,856
#569spectral pickle17
#113spiced rum10
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#70spooky mushroom980
#288stalk of asparagus29
#15star chart1,465
#23strawberry3,195
#448strawberry daiquiri4
#4suntan lotion of moxiousness6,052
#73super-spiky hair gel1,791
#247t8r tots26
#83teddy bear73
#264teeny-tiny ninja stars3
#244tequila with training wheels3
#5three-tiered wedding cake250
#211tiny Mountie hat2
#411tiny balloon knife1
#506tiny house300
#268tiny knife and fork2
#101tiny makeup kit1
#463tiny maracas1
#416tiny ninja sword2
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#349tiny plastic Cheshire bat43
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#434tiny plastic accordion thief10
#159tiny plastic angry goat89
#74tiny plastic baby gravy fairy167
#142tiny plastic barrrnacle97
#361tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar11
#201tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball70
#412tiny plastic cocoabo38
#268tiny plastic coffee pixie51
#392tiny plastic disco bandit11
#130tiny plastic fuzzy dice100
#74tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick176
#142tiny plastic ghuol whelp96
#120tiny plastic grue104
#258tiny plastic hermit14
#145tiny plastic howling balloon monkey101
#110tiny plastic killer bee121
#181tiny plastic leprechaun76
#162tiny plastic levitating potato83
#115tiny plastic mosquito108
#320tiny plastic pastamancer12
#132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime103
#694tiny plastic sauceror7
#441tiny plastic seal clubber10
#120tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton108
#126tiny plastic stab bat104
#101tiny plastic star starfish112
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#452tiny plastic turtle tamer10
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#872toast786
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#81tomato1,040
#104tomato daiquiri15
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#138turtle totem496
#41uncooked chorizo174
#68urinal cake666
#242viking helmet63
#35vodka and cranberry93
#354warm mushroom4
#649whiskey and cola1
#276whiskey sour8
#512white Canadian4
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#624white chocolate chip cookies2
#958white chocolate chips1
#871white lightning3
#61white pixel1,400
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#382yellow paisley oyster egg7
#222yellow plastic oyster egg23
#50yellow polka-dot oyster egg32
#34yellow striped oyster egg51
#38yellow traffic cone1
#136yeti fur2,353
#70yo-yo438

Wow, that's 374,881 items total!

what items are this player missing?