| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #61 | Chroner | 1,428 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| #909 | Crimbuck | 806 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #182 | Freddy Kruegerand | 17 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #739 | Goodfella contract | 8 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #417 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 9 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 124 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #16 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 17 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #156 | bunny liver | 61 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #148 | crystalline cheer | 746 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #674 | empty agua de vida bottle | 138 |
| #20 | fat loot token | 239 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #22 | ghost pencil | 3 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #84 | gloomy black mushroom | 48 |
| #154 | green clay bead | 81 |
| #1909 | grue egg | 12 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #76 | mime army rations | 5 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #520 | old sweatpants | 128 |
| #24 | ornate picture frame | 131 |
| #174 | pink clay bead | 119 |
| #81 | psychoanalytic jar | 3 |
| #169 | purple clay bead | 27 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #388 | s'more | 5 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |