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| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #188 | daisy | 25 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #224 | green balloon | 25 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #197 | mugcake | 24 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #221 | potted cactus | 25 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #277 | stuffed can of asparagus | 25 |
| #219 | stuffed dodecapede | 25 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1131 | super-spiky hair gel | 5 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #206 | urinal cake | 24 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #260 | white balloon | 26 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #648 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |