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| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #188 | daisy | 25 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #224 | green balloon | 25 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #197 | mugcake | 24 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #222 | potted cactus | 25 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #275 | stuffed can of asparagus | 25 |
| #218 | stuffed dodecapede | 25 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1132 | super-spiky hair gel | 5 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #206 | urinal cake | 24 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #260 | white balloon | 26 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #645 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |