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| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #163 | Meat detector | 4 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #165 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #151 | eye-pod | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #311 | hypodermic needle | 5 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #611 | lead necklace | 10 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #128 | menorette | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #163 | palm-frond toupee | 4 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #422 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #209 | prosthetic forehead | 8 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #723 | stuffing | 12 |
| #248 | sucky decal | 7 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #191 | tiny balloon knife | 4 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |