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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #163 | Meat detector | 4 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #163 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #151 | eye-pod | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #311 | hypodermic needle | 5 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #610 | lead necklace | 10 |
| #517 | length of string | 22 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #128 | menorette | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #163 | palm-frond toupee | 4 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #209 | prosthetic forehead | 8 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #248 | sucky decal | 7 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #191 | tiny balloon knife | 4 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |