Sephirotic Kitten

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#3210Crown of the Goblin King3
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
🥇French slippers1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥈LARP membership card1
#3017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet3
#257Mace of the Tortoise2
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#163Meat detector4
#1263Mob Penguin cellular phone8
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Time Juice16
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
🥉Yeti Protest Sign2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#631ant agonist1
#283ant rake1
#165ant sickle2
#1174baconstone6
#3767badass belt10
#1029balloon monkey1
#1593barrrnacle3
🥈blue ribbon1
#7455box of sunshine1
#318brass stinger1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#4784candy cane1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#288chocolate spurs2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#3266easter egg balloon4
#151eye-pod4
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#291false eyelashes1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#1727giant pinky ring4
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#394goat1
#1098googly eye10
🥈green traffic cone1
#2879grue egg6
#1648hamethyst3
#263hamethyst ring1
#4481handful of confetti2
#311hypodermic needle5
#691invisible bag1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#611lead necklace10
#517length of string22
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1265mafia aria8
#579many-eyed glasses2
#128menorette2
#364moonglasses1
#361natty blue ascot1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#163palm-frond toupee4
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#2716pet rock1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#1313porquoise4
#1433portable corkscrew1
#422potato sprout5
#209prosthetic forehead8
#406rhesus monkey1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#2137shiny ring4
#892silver shrimp fork1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2994spectre scepter3
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#747spooky eyeliner4
#833spooky hockey mask2
#580spooky lipstick5
#2261string of blue beads1
#2026string of green beads2
#2246string of red beads1
#723stuffing12
#248sucky decal7
#770support cummerbund6
#264targeting chip2
#1160teddy bear4
#295throbbing rage gland1
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#191tiny balloon knife4
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2846tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2900tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1369tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball13
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#2502tiny plastic cocoabo7
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#1406tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1830tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick10
#2878tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2226tiny plastic grue8
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#2501tiny plastic leprechaun7
#2242tiny plastic levitating potato8
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#2493tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1830tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton10
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#2236tiny plastic stab bat8
#2023tiny plastic star starfish9
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#1653tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#862tiny shaker of salt2
#2400toy crazy train1
#2475toy ray gun1
#907toy wheel9
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#528wooden block5
#863worthless knick-knack2
#651worthless trinket2
#976yo-yo20

Wow, that's 568 items total!

what items are this player missing?