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| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
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| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
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| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
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| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
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| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
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| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
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| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
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| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
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| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
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| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
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| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
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| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |