| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #186 | antique hand mirror | 32 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1110 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #575 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #41 | chintzy turtle brooch | 35 |
| #142 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #30 | cigar box turtle | 67 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #487 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #159 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #507 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #1064 | filthy lucre | 23 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #98 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #78 | giraffe-necked turtle | 15 |
| #83 | green glowstick | 13 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #104 | gummi turtle | 12 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #119 | hedgeturtle | 13 |
| #329 | hellseal claw | 72 |
| #309 | hellseal whisker | 59 |
| #81 | helmet turtle | 1,516 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #79 | irradiated turtle | 13 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #105 | mocking turtle | 6 |
| #131 | musk turtle | 2 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #90 | oil shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #150 | orange glowstick | 12 |
| #116 | painted turtle | 2 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #21 | programmable turtle | 94 |
| #545 | red class ring | 13 |
| #302 | seal-blubber candle | 8 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #36 | sewer turtle | 13 |
| 🥉 | shocked shell | 558 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #261 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #38 | spiky turtle shield | 2 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #424 | torn hellseal sinew | 8 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #232 | turtle pheromones | 17 |
| #58 | turtle totem | 1,516 |
| #70 | turtle wax | 16 |
| #42 | turtle-shaped rock | 31 |
| #119 | turtlemail bits | 26 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #589 | white class ring | 9 |