| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1909 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |