| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |