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| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
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| #645 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
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| #524 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
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| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
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| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
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| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
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| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #664 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
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| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #390 | marzipan skull | 29 |
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| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
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| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
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| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
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| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
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| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #485 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #206 | tiny ninja sword | 5 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1794 | toast | 145 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |