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| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
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| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #665 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
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| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
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| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
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| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
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| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #485 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #206 | tiny ninja sword | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1783 | toast | 145 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |