| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #300 | FDKOL commendation | 1,468 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #441 | Wand of Nagamar | 11 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1538 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2395 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #902 | eye of newt | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #95 | single atom | 26 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #992 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #18 | still-beating spleen | 18 |
| #18 | stone banjo | 25 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |