| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #30 | 4:20 bomb | 14 |
| #70 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 75 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #83 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #414 | Amulet of Yendor | 53 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #63 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #51 | Carol of the Thrills | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #19 | Chubby and Plump bar | 32 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo stockings | 2 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #14 | Eye and a Twist | 31 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #27 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #515 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 50 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #753 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #10 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Royal scepter | 2 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #56 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #8 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 94 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #70 | Twelve Night Energy | 10 |
| #20 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #10 | ancient calendar | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1187 | bag of airline peanuts | 13 |
| #331 | bat guano | 37 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #481 | black candy heart | 13 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #137 | black striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #530 | black-and-blue light | 50 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #14 | boiling hot cocoa | 37 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #18 | bowl full of jelly | 39 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #108 | box of sunshine | 3,892 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #8 | brain preservation fluid | 22 |
| #76 | brilliant oyster egg | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #212 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #383 | cheap studded belt | 100 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #875 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #14 | cool hot cocoa | 77 |
| #244 | corncob pipe | 6 |
| #407 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #792 | defective skull | 20 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #28 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 2 |
| #62 | drive-thru burger | 5 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #651 | encoder ring | 17 |
| #558 | fake fake vomit | 57 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #45 | floral print shirt | 9 |
| #299 | foam dart | 161 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #13 | fortifying hot cocoa | 37 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #8 | gingerbeard | 3 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #55 | gleaming oyster egg | 11 |
| #53 | glistening oyster egg | 12 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #695 | herb brownies | 11 |
| #4 | herbs | 65,967 |
| #5 | hermedisiac cologne | 50 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #10 | hot cocoa au beurre | 62 |
| #16 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 18 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #20 | imported lemon lozenge | 10 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #785 | jazz soap | 32 |
| #1069 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #7 | lead umbrella | 5 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #59 | lustrous oyster egg | 9 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #877 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 26 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #388 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #137 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 20 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #243 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 7 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #170 | magnetic sculpture kit | 3 |
| #26 | magnificent oyster egg | 24 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #12 | miniature goose mask | 2 |
| #30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #243 | mood ring | 49 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #8 | name change form | 1 |
| #7 | ninjammies | 2 |
| #113 | not-a-pipe | 5 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #504 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #20 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 7 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #9 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 56 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #41 | pearlescent oyster egg | 20 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #324 | personal massager | 64 |
| #447 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 57 |
| #754 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #11 | portable ping-pong table | 5 |
| #21 | powdered powdered sugar | 10 |
| #22 | prescription teeth whitener | 10 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #359 | puce paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #22 | really nice lump of coal | 3 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #487 | red plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #577 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #33 | red rocket | 1 |
| #335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #9 | rock lobster | 4 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #8 | rotten tomato | 100 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #535 | rubber emo roe | 59 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #46 | scintillating oyster egg | 22 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #42 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #10 | snowpack | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #514 | squashed frog | 15 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #37 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #694 | stuffed martini | 11 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 4 |
| #1791 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1860 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #19 | time residue | 79 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #9 | tinsel orb | 2 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #75 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #18 | void shard | 1 |
| #21 | water pipe bomb | 5,066 |
| #6 | white earbuds | 3 |
| #915 | whoopie cushion | 29 |
| #23 | willyweed | 134 |
| #969 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #6 | witch hat | 47 |
| #16 | wooly loincloth | 2 |
| #572 | x-ray specs | 32 |
| #381 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #143 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #1165 | yellow snowcone | 18 |
| #245 | yellow striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |