| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1741 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #280 | baconstone | 28 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #362 | banana | 13 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2181 | box of sunshine | 57 |
| #275 | brine | 69 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #45 | can of maces | 25 |
| #942 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #643 | candied yams | 14 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #507 | canteen of wine | 53 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #177 | dill | 182 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #127 | duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #763 | elven socks | 5 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #221 | eye of newt | 61 |
| #237 | fake plastic grass | 8 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #673 | fancy dress ball | 17 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #116 | frozen Mob Penguin | 21 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #250 | ghost cucumber | 161 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #1268 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #296 | gray bow tie | 23 |
| #478 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #522 | herbal stuffing | 15 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #133 | jar of swamp gas | 577 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #1490 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #385 | pail | 31 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #309 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #273 | penguin thesaurus | 26 |
| #997 | pet rock | 7 |
| #263 | porquoise | 27 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #1105 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #224 | salamander spleen | 56 |
| #1243 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #368 | sleeping snowy owl | 9 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #237 | squashed frog | 71 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #178 | stick-on-a-string | 23 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2536 | toast | 27 |
| #661 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #703 | tofurkey leg | 12 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #603 | toothsome rock | 16 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #686 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1315 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #768 | useless powder | 96 |
| #1146 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #254 | vinegar | 147 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #59 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 31 |
| #500 | yo | 19 |