Dribbling Bacon

RankItemQuantity
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#245Brimstone Chicken Sandwich38
#324Cherry Cloaca Cola3
#1578Cloaca grenade2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#306Diet Cloaca Cola3
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#332Double Bacon Beelzeburger26
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#333Jumbo Dr. Lucifer27
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#258Lord of the Flies-sized fries38
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#668Ram's Face Lager10
#280Regular Cloaca Cola3
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#98White Citadel burger58
#118White Citadel fries13
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#478asbestos sword1
#119astronaut ice-cream4
#4724badass belt6
#504bag of lard2
#1029balloon monkey1
#825banana3
#176banana cream pie3
#2128barrrnacle1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#833black striped oyster egg6
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#433blue plastic oyster egg11
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#230box turtle1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#938bunch of bananas1
#277bungle in the jungle3
#4134candy cane2
#3830candy stake1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#57cardboard staff1
#1224cocoa egg1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1355eggnog8
#836evil googly eye4
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#1135fancy dress ball8
#838flashing novelty button2
#2871fruitcake2
#1657fuzzy dice4
#1858gingerbread bugbear7
#3809gingerbread horror1
#122grease gun1
#1005green glowstick1
#3897grue egg3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1877helmet turtle1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#19jewelry-making pliers17
#621ketchup hound3
#1289killer rag doll1
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#727mauve paisley oyster egg4
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#136onion shurikens5
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#1205pink glowstick1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#549puce polka-dot oyster egg7
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#75ram-battering staff2
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#377scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil4
#201skeletortoise1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#81stone turtle1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#5714stuffed angry cow5
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#7027stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#5752stuffed hand turkey5
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#90styrofoam sword1
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1193toast432
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1427valuable trinket21
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#466warm mushroom2
#451white chocolate chip cookies5
#82white chocolate chips197
#13white collar247
#617white lightning9
#428white picket fence8
#71white satin pants83
#74white satin shield40
#92white snake skin140
#174white sword37
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#2204yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,773 items total!

what items are this player missing?