| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #245 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 38 |
| #324 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #306 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #332 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 26 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #333 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 27 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #258 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 38 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #668 | Ram's Face Lager | 10 |
| #280 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 3 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #98 | White Citadel burger | 58 |
| #118 | White Citadel fries | 13 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #119 | astronaut ice-cream | 4 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #825 | banana | 3 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #433 | blue plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #615 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #277 | bungle in the jungle | 3 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1135 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #19 | jewelry-making pliers | 17 |
| #621 | ketchup hound | 3 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #136 | onion shurikens | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #75 | ram-battering staff | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #377 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 4 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1193 | toast | 432 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1427 | valuable trinket | 21 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #451 | white chocolate chip cookies | 5 |
| #82 | white chocolate chips | 197 |
| #13 | white collar | 247 |
| #617 | white lightning | 9 |
| #428 | white picket fence | 8 |
| #71 | white satin pants | 83 |
| #74 | white satin shield | 40 |
| #92 | white snake skin | 140 |
| #174 | white sword | 37 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |