| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #25 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 39 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #856 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbot battery | 224 |
| #11 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 3 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #268 | Iron Beta of Industry | 35 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #47 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 94 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #9 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 51 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #16 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 4 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥉 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 61 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #102 | banana | 85 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #119 | bottle of goofballs | 180 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #23 | bowlegged pants | 3 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #474 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #391 | duct tape | 97 |
| #33 | duct tape buckler | 2 |
| #32 | duct tape dockers | 4 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #5 | dwarvish magazine | 353 |
| 🥉 | dwarvish war helmet | 130 |
| #7 | dwarvish war kilt | 16 |
| #18 | dwarvish war mattock | 3 |
| #113 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 17 |
| #105 | filthy lucre | 216 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #12 | lewd playing card | 91 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #17 | monstrous monocle | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #19 | pig-iron bracers | 6 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #35 | pile of loose snow | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #137 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #249 | stainless steel suspenders | 14 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #212 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 90 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |