| #413 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #836 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1223 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4301 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #191 | Chroner | 348 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #776 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1142 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #878 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #714 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1731 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #195 | Z-Bone steak | 2 |
| #84 | accord ion | 3 |
| #58 | asbestos helmet turtle | 2 |
| #122 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #94 | automa-bot parts | 29 |
| #1542 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1592 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #173 | big rock | 9 |
| #146 | blue class ring | 28 |
| #94 | bone bandoneon | 2 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1212 | disco ball | 8 |
| #951 | disco mask | 13 |
| #157 | ear poison | 2 |
| #833 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 6 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #437 | fancy seashell necklace | 4 |
| #515 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #612 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #477 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #187 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #72 | frozen turtle shell | 2 |
| #99 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #2478 | grue egg | 8 |
| #90 | guancertina | 1 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #221 | guard turtle shell | 10 |
| #114 | half of a gold tooth | 16 |
| #873 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #296 | hellseal claw | 82 |
| #240 | hellseal whisker | 88 |
| #1592 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #194 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #89 | oil shell | 1 |
| #1047 | pasta spoon | 7 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #62 | pentatonic accordion | 2 |
| #720 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #106 | red class ring | 176 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1463 | saucepan | 3 |
| #245 | seal-blubber candle | 11 |
| #1037 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #797 | seal-skull helmet | 4 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #243 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #417 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #174 | spaghetti cult rosary | 7 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #163 | stink-penny | 7 |
| #1203 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #7816 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4863 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #6976 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4332 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6175 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7019 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7022 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7005 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6993 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2367 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1842 | towel | 1 |
| #69 | toy accordion | 3 |
| #1337 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #31 | turtle wax greaves | 2 |
| #53 | turtle wax shield | 2 |
| #119 | turtlemail bits | 26 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1151 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #83 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #145 | white class ring | 78 |