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RankItemQuantity
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1523Crimbuck170
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#646Knob sausage1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#100Ring of Fire1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#185baconstone earring1
#7427badass belt1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1334boxed wine1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#116bubbling tempura batter1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#538cactus fruit1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#554can of Swiller1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#664cherry1
#576chloroform rag1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1243cranberries1
#123das boot1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#529fire poi1
#323frat brats1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#1350ghuol egg1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#2776golden ring1
#784gr8ps1
#5338grue egg1
#2400hamethyst1
#5199handful of confetti1
#463handful of walnuts1
#861hellion cube1
#1877helmet turtle1
#995herbs1
#1287hot wing1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#349knob ka-bobs1
🥈laser cannon1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#1829licorice garrote1
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1299mariachi pants1
#666martini1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#47metallic foil cat ears1
#314mixed wildflower greens1
#502monkey wrench1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#146octopus's spade1
#2436oozenog1
#1228orange candy heart1
#6origami riding crop1
#1890oyster basket1
#447panty raider camouflage1
#1565pasta spoon1
#192penguin whip1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#1096pile of candy1
#1153pink candy heart1
#35pink pinkslip slip1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#294porquoise necklace1
#2037pretty flower1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#1506ravioli hat1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#1709saucepan1
#377scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker1
#422scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker1
#447scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#410scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1
#397scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#1055seal-skull helmet1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#892silver shrimp fork1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#522soda water1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3791spectre scepter1
#1063spices1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1825stolen accordion1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#1442throwing wrench1
#142tighty whiteys1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1791turtle totem1
#1077twinkly wad1
#1906useless powder1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#792white Canadian1
#1159white candy heart1
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1

Wow, that's 380 items total!

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