| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1523 | Crimbuck | 170 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |