| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #208 | Boss Bat bling | 16 |
| #378 | CSA fire-starting kit | 4 |
| #457 | Chroner | 13 |
| #69 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #46 | Cold One | 87 |
| #52 | Comet Pop | 10 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #39 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,276 |
| #2636 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| #98 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,653 |
| #38 | Elf Guard honor present | 8 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #175 | Instant Karma | 61 |
| #268 | Iron Beta of Industry | 35 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #26 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 19 |
| #48 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 4 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #99 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #7 | Manual of Lock Picking | 5 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #7 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 20 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #61 | Rubee™ | 101 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #6 | Source shades | 11 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #77 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 2 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 6 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 74 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 15 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #91 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 2 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #64 | Twelve Night Energy | 11 |
| #23 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #251 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 17 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #63 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #87 | bag of park garbage | 183 |
| #77 | batskin belt | 19 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #251 | black candy heart | 47 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #52 | body spradium | 2 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of goofballs | 50 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #1288 | box of sunshine | 154 |
| #26 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #7 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 2 |
| #6 | ceramic cestus | 4 |
| #12 | closed-circuit phone system | 5 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #81 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 3 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #22 | cursed monkey glove | 4 |
| #15 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 12 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #7 | dreadful box | 3 |
| #750 | duct tape | 35 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #170 | fat loot token | 21 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #371 | figurine of a cold seal | 16 |
| #157 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #79 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 15 |
| #259 | filthy lucre | 129 |
| #314 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #201 | fuzzy montera | 14 |
| #40 | genie's bracers | 5 |
| #54 | genie's scimitar | 3 |
| #52 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| #129 | ghost of a necklace | 50 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #50 | green clay bead | 282 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #477 | grue egg | 54 |
| #1029 | handful of confetti | 40 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #66 | hermit factoid | 6 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #24 | housekeeping automa-core | 3 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #64 | lost elf luggage | 68 |
| #39 | magical sausage casing | 69 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #241 | old coin purse | 39 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #86 | pet anchor | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #69 | pink clay bead | 299 |
| #18 | pixel rock | 2 |
| #16 | plain brown wrapper | 132 |
| #146 | pork elf goodies sack | 53 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #19 | portable steam unit | 10 |
| #77 | psychic's circlet | 18 |
| #89 | purple clay bead | 51 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #789 | red class ring | 5 |
| #165 | s'more | 174 |
| #238 | sand dollar | 31 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #14 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #41 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #321 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #535 | solid gold bowling ball | 33 |
| #112 | solid gold jewel | 4 |
| #4 | souvenir flag | 9 |
| #84 | spaghetti breakfast | 4 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #311 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 32 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #165 | white class ring | 65 |
| #242 | wrench bracelet | 15 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |