| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #147 | Crimbo food scraps | 12 |
| #40 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 93 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 5 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 21 |
| #107 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #95 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #100 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #57 | Trainbot slag | 121 |
| #107 | Trainbot tubing | 11 |
| #9 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 277 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #79 | cabooze | 8 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #221 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #112 | cinnamon machine oil | 35 |
| #92 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #187 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 4 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #82 | freightcake | 8 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #390 | heart of the volcano | 18 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #103 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #133 | mini-martini | 2 |
| #152 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 4 |
| #172 | pile of Trainbot parts | 11 |
| #61 | ping-pong ball | 332 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #22 | shadow bread | 65 |
| #14 | shadow brick | 156 |
| #12 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #4 | shadow candy | 298 |
| #14 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #15 | shadow flame | 47 |
| #13 | shadow fluid | 87 |
| #14 | shadow glass | 38 |
| #12 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #13 | shadow hot dog | 2 |
| #14 | shadow ice | 51 |
| #8 | shadow martini | 17 |
| #6 | shadow monocle | 2 |
| #8 | shadow nectar | 394 |
| #20 | shadow sausage | 31 |
| #9 | shadow sinew | 264 |
| #21 | shadow skin | 35 |
| #19 | shadow stick | 15 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #15 | shadow venom | 72 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #15 | space blanket | 86 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #15 | void burger | 500 |
| #14 | void lager | 464 |
| #23 | void stone | 484 |