| #958 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #888 | Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1254 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 20 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #623 | box of sunshine | 514 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #134 | disturbing fanfic | 1,803 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #617 | infernal insoles | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #846 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #937 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #563 | spooky stuffing | 10 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #677 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #505 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |