| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #70 | Chinese curse words | 2 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #263 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #156 | antique record album | 19 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #24 | bronze handcuffs | 3 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1107 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #17 | cheap Chinese beer | 79 |
| #474 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #43 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #30 | cyber-mattock | 6 |
| #72 | dead meat bun | 4 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #326 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #10 | groovy prism necklace | 12 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1115 | jar of swamp gas | 4 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #92 | marine aquamarine | 2 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #183 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 5 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #21 | plastic cup of beer | 113 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #233 | prismatic wad | 10 |
| #201 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #13 | rainbow bomb | 12 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #46 | rubber gloves | 2 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #23 | soggy elf shoes | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #70 | triad summoning scroll | 4 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2532 | unstable laser battery | 10 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |