| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #73 | Chinese curse words | 2 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #384 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #262 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #156 | antique record album | 19 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #24 | bronze handcuffs | 3 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1108 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #17 | cheap Chinese beer | 79 |
| #473 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #43 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #31 | cyber-mattock | 6 |
| #75 | dead meat bun | 4 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #325 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #10 | groovy prism necklace | 12 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1116 | jar of swamp gas | 4 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #92 | marine aquamarine | 2 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #185 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 5 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #318 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #21 | plastic cup of beer | 113 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #232 | prismatic wad | 10 |
| #201 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #13 | rainbow bomb | 12 |
| #642 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #48 | rubber gloves | 2 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #23 | soggy elf shoes | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #73 | triad summoning scroll | 4 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2530 | unstable laser battery | 10 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |