| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #442 | CRIMBCO scrip | 640 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #552 | Crimbuck | 1,955 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #18 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 46 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #32 | barrrnacle | 404 |
| #310 | begpwnia | 4 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1047 | box of sunshine | 222 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #108 | club necklace | 38 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #37 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #91 | hamethyst necklace | 7 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #449 | mafia aria | 51 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #138 | pretty flower | 2,776 |
| #30 | rocky raccoon | 4,140 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #14 | stuffed can of asparagus | 100,000 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #10 | tasket | 795 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #11 | tisket | 795 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |